(via castamere-tears)Source: sassyozera
get an ask box, ya wanker
(I’m serious, it’s bugging me)
yo im gonna write you a rap
before i have a nap
sing it again now
this is cool
i’m no fool
you want an ask box
ill ask box your face
PEACE OUT MOFO
I honestly fucking hate getting secondhand embarrassment from a character in movies and books
and i’m just sitting there like
omg why did you do that
there will never be a more accurate post that relates to my life like this one
secondhand embarrassment is my new favourite expression ever
(via damn-you-steven-moffat)Source: ironyofchokingonjacksdick
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
(via damn-you-steven-moffat)Source: astreetcarnamedthetardis
I figured our why Pottermore is called Pottermore.
Because it came out after all the rest of Harry Potter had finished.
So without it we would be….