how to lose aliens and friendate people

Mischief Managed

(via castamere-tears)

get an ask box, ya wanker

(I’m serious, it’s bugging me)

how????!!!!!!! 

yo im gonna write you a rap

before i have a nap

oh yeah

sing it again now

this is cool

i’m no fool

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you want an ask box

ill ask box your face

PEACE OUT MOFO

golden-soulll:

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

I honestly fucking hate getting secondhand embarrassment from a character in movies and books

and i’m just sitting there like

omg why did you do that 

why 

there will never be a more accurate post that relates to my life like this one

secondhand embarrassment is my new favourite expression ever

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I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

eyelashes could totally be a different body part in this

i’m disgusting

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astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

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where-is-my-tennant:

No it’s fine, I didn’t want my heart anyway

that’s what the doctor said

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superwholockfeels:

I think the majority is reblogging this because it’s a really pretty post (I know I am)

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I figured our why Pottermore is called Pottermore.

Because it came out after all the rest of Harry Potter had finished.

So without it we would be….

Potterless

detest:

do u ever look at ur friend’s drawings or stories and be like

or Stephenie Meyer’s writing career

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vriskaphiliac:

h-coos:

vriskaphiliac:

im a huge bully to people named juan im not sorry

Go fuck yourself

nevermind

i’ll find somejuan like you

you’re juanbelievable

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